Saturday, 12 December 2015

Deadly landmines in his bathroom



It was dark...

My friend's 5:00am alarm had just gone off.

His wife, dog and kids were all sleeping.

He tip-toed into the bathroom to run the daily gauntlet.

One wrong move and the whole household would explode into a deadly cacophony of crying,
barking and expletives...

In the dim light he spotted his enemies;

Landmine #1. The potty (green, cute-looking but explosively loud on contact)

Landmine #2. The musical rattle (emits a killer high pitch screech on contact)

Landmine #3. Baby chair (a deadly combo of spindly legs perfect for trapping feet and an eardrum-splitting Disney tune on a hair trigger)

He took a deep breath and stepped into the danger zone...

He slinked past the potty.

He skipped over the rattle.

"I could be a ninja", he thought to himself, and gave a fist pump.

But he'd celebrated too soon - one of his big feet got ensarled in the baby chair and -
"WHEEE! WHEEE! WHEEE!"

Death by Disney.

The dog started barking. The kids started crying. His wife turned the light on and it was game over.
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